Spring has sprung in northern Virginia. I was out for a walk around the neighborhood the other day, enjoying the sunshine, the warmth, and getting some exercise. I passed by the local basketball court, and noticed several teenage boys playing basketball with their jeans hanging below their butts, showing off brightly colored plaid boxer shorts. It reminds me of a PBS special I once saw about this species of baboon whose heinies turn bright red (or was it blue?) when signaling they are ready to mate.
When I am rich, I will invest in suspenders that say "I am a big baboon", and boys without belts will have to wear them as penalty for exposing their underwear. Girls who show their undies will have corresponding potato sacks to wear over their clothes.
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